Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas Day!

Very simply, a very very Happy Christmas to you all!  The sun shone for us, and the BBQ was great.  To those in the northern hemisphere, I hope that the snow didn't trouble you to much!?


Wishing you all a good day, as I now toddle off to bed, and that Santa was as good to you as he was to us.  For those of you we tried to phone, but didn't speak to we will try again tomorrow, and for those that phoned us, but we didn't answer; sorry!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas Eve!

A very Happy Christmas Eve to everyone.

With the new technomological advances on this gizmo, I now believe that certain 'select' people get e-mailed the updates of this most excellent Blog (did you know that it has been nominated for a Pulitzer prize?).  For those 'select' amongst you, take it as an extra Christmas present; a stocking filler, if you like.

So what have we been up to?  Ah yes, the 'Grand Tour'.  We have now completed the North Island leg (see earlier posts), where we picked 3 extra passengers.  Kyle, Kieran and Kaitlin the Kingfish; unfortunately there was something odd about them (a bit fishy you might say) so we ate them.
The author & Kaitlin

For the non-fisherpeople amongst you, the Kingfish is a much prized fish, and one that is difficult to catch, hence the reason that I have a rather large grin slapped on my face, and one that got even larger after I hauled the third one aboard!

As you might imagine, they provide rather a lot of eating; it was eaten steaked, filleted, fried, sushied, curried and in many other ways with much given away!

Excellent, 1 more fishing conquest taken care of.


So, that was the Bay of Islands taken care of.  From there, it was a quick hop down to the Coromandel Peninsula, where we were booked into the exclusive bay-side retreat of Ruffins Bay, unfortunately the blurb supplied with the place didn't say that the exclusivity was actually directed at the mould, mosquitoes, cockroaches and any other horrendous thing you might imagine.  It truly was a shame, as the place it was set in was one of the most beautiful we have come across in New Zealand; why the owners kept such a shabby place (advertised as something quite different) in such a beautiful one I will never know.

Any how, they have found themselves moving swiftly up my hit list.  We only stayed the one night, and then moved out; payment witheld.



The most amazing butterfly farm, and a gold mine featured on our south bound trip to Rotorua.  Where we learnt that Cornish men were sent underground to mine the butterflies and turn them into pasties (I might not have been paying attention).  Jocelyn especially enjoyed chasing the butterflies around, but, when the tables were turned she was not so keen!

From there it was to the sulphourous joys of Rotorua where Jocelyn delighted in having a 'tub'.  The rest of us delighted in having wine in a 'tub'.  Most excellent.  Naturally mud features in Rotorua, and Jocelyn perfected the noise that mud now makes, yup, is goes "blooooop"; and when you watch the short clip below she is actually quite accurate!

Whilst sampling the delights of Roto-Vegas, we stayed in a delightful lakeside residence at Lake Tarawera, where the weather was so poor that the trout in the lake were safe from my attempts to lure them in for dinner.  No matter, as even in the rain the place was beautiful.


The final stop on part one of the 'Grand Tour' was in Napier, where again we stayed in a lovely Bach, that was quite literally a stones throw from the sea.  Nestled in the wine making region of the Hawkes Bay we had a most enjoyable time, so enjoyable I actually forget what we did there; but it tasted good.  The one thing i do remember was our trip to the Gannet colony at Cape Kidnappers, where a strong wind on the cliff tops blew away any cobwebs that might have formed from the previous evening; in fact it nearly blew you away entirely!

These quick snaps are ones that I am particularly proud of, suffice to say, there are many, many more.  So, Sir David Attenborough, I know you are a keen follower of my Blog; got a job for me?

So, there we go.  A few more wineries were taken in on our wind back to Palmy, and a most delightful lunch at Craggy Range (Richard & Christine; look forward to that one!) set all but the sober driver up for a good snooze home.

Christmas tomorrow, I hope you all have your shopping done!  Enjoy, and I guess we shall speak to as many of you as possible at some point soon  (Sir David, you can call me)!  Have a lovely day all.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Skytower ain't for wimps!

A day out in Aukland today, and what a good day. After the obligatory morning coffee fix we headed for the Skytower in central Aukland. Liz took one look and decided that it was not for her; which left me and the wee Scroggin who instantly was pulling my shirt tails telling me 'Daddy, I want to go to the top', fearless, my kinda girl! So of we went in the glass floor elevator, which Jocelyn felt the need to jump up and down on; made me feel a little nervous. We then got to the top, and watched some idiot throw themselves over the side (worry not, they had a rope attached to their legs). I don't think Jocelyn quite understood that one, nor indeed did I. We then proceeded to chase each other round the observation deck, with Jocelyn stopping to jump on all of the glass floor panels...weird girl.



She thoroughly enjoyed the trip, and then it was back down the bottom to pick up 'wimpy mummy' (I have no idea where she learnt that phrase) and off to the quay side for 1/2 dozen oysters and fish and chips; top lunch!

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Location:Selwyn Rd,Cockle Bay,New Zealand

A Short History of Wrinkly Tin

So, stage 2 of the journey and the first real taste of 'Kiwiana' and it came in the form of Wrinkly Tin (corrugated iron to you and me....). The kiwis have an amazing ability to create icons in their towns. Ones that we have seen so far include the Taihape Gumboot, and the Oakune Carrot. One thing they all seem to have in common, yep you guessed it, all made of wrinkly tin! Yet on the way to Auckland, the town of Tirau provided 2 more that must be added to the list; a giant sheep and a giant dog; magnificent examples of the diverse uses of wrinkly tin.


Bizarre huh?

Any way, moving on. We arrive at our most superb house in Howick, a suberb of Aukland, and it is like a little slice of England plonked in NZ.

Walking into the house and what do I spy on the coffee table? Again, you guessed it; a book on Wrinkly Tin; with a forward by Sir John Ingram, no less...! Amazing the fascination, but worry not it isn't catching!

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Location:Sturdee St,Auckland Central,New Zealand

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Yellow Boat of Taupo

So, here we are. Day 1 of the epic road trip. As usual we departed Palmy on Scott time, and after a 'quick' coffee and lunch stop with some indigenous folk at Mangaweka (Hot Coffee, Cool Plane - google it!) we made it to the leave centre mid afternoon. Clearly they knew someone important was arriving, as they got an ex Prime Minister to clean the gaff before we arrived. Rumour has it that he is in hiding in the colonies due to the crap job he did before hand; and that this is his way of making things up to the armed forces.






Any way, Jocelyn was most pleased to fond out that the leave centre came equipped with play park, so with some good swinging action (ooh err) and slides etc... she was happy. We then had a short walk to the lake where Jocelyn proved she was braver than her mum, by stripping off and going for a paddle. She then spied a yellow boat about 100m off shore and decided she wanted to pay a visit. How upset was she when I reminded her she couldn't swim? Very.






Auckland tomorrow, awesome. It has been a good start to the trip. More to follow!

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Location:Kiwi St,Taupo,New Zealand

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Our Summer North Island Trip

Well, here it is...I am on leave and the car is packed (mostly with my fishing gear) and we set off tomorrow on the North Island adventure.

The weather is looking good, and the fishies are starting to bite.  I also think I have got someone to pick up at Auckland airport on Friday.....mmmmm.......yes, thats right, my folks arrive.  It had better not be on an incoming tide, or they might have to wait a while.

But anywho....our trip is as you see below, and it starts with a night in Taupo before we head to Auckland to meet the folks.  Then to the wilderness of the north, before returning south and eventually ending up, back in balmy Palmy for Christmas.

Watch this space for updates and the obligatory photos!


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Friday, December 3, 2010