It's as easy as 1,2,3...(1/2)

Step 1.

Get woken up at 0530 by grumpy child. Leave wife snoring, take care of child. Depart house for stunning stretch of river, remembering to pack fishing gear.

Step 2.

Catch decent 2 lb Rainbow Trout. Go home via McDonalds, having the Breakfast Hunger Buster meal deal.

Step 3.

Gut said fish. Bang in some lemon and butter. BBQ, whilst making comments that this was the reason you needed the bigger of the two BBQs. Mutter "...I told you so..."

Step 3 1/2.

Enjoy, whilst feeling damned manly.