Now, the Kiwis are a strange bunch...maybe I have had a sheltered upbringing...I don't know? When I was in Bunnings Warehouse (possibly one of the greatest shops ever...) an old gentleman and I started chatting about BBQ recipes. After he had finished regaling me with his favourite, I called him a pervert and told him never to come near me or my family again. It takes a lot to perturb me, but this did.
By the time I got home curiosity had got the better of me, so onto Google I went. I jumped back in the car, drove to Bunnings and apologised to the old dude. I then stopped in at Countdown and bought a can of beer, and a 'chook' with the largest arse I could find.
Pictures paint a thousand words....
Can you guess what happens next?
Did you see that coming...?
The 'chook' is currently on the Barbie, it is looking good - I will update you with the results!
I normally use a jam jar. (on the chicken, Christopher!) But exploding cans of beer sound good too.
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