Saturday, January 22, 2011

Google maps not to be trusted.

This is just a quick note to those of you that use google maps for planning. It is not to be trusted.

Here is an example of why not :

1) looking at the picture below, google maps tells me where I am.



2) I concur with this, I am indeed where it says I am.

3) Then I think that it can't be correct due to the lack of cloud on the picture.

4) To confirm what I already know, I check the up to date rain radar, and see the following:



5) Correct. It is lashing down.

6) Therefore I can't be where Google maps says I am, because it isn't raining there.

So there you have it, Google maps is not to be trusted. And I am also not driving a blue blob.

Glad I cleared that one up.

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Location:Moawhango Bridge Rd,Waiouru Military Area,New Zealand

Friday, January 21, 2011

Best practice?

Not entirely sure if this is the recommend use of the coffee perc, but it is blowing a gale outside, and I really need a cup of coffee.



For the safety conscious amongst you, worry not as I have managed to secure a Nespresso machine for next week.

Look out for more entries on extreme coffee making in Waiouru!

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Location:Moawhango Bridge Rd,Waiouru Military Area,New Zealand

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

They Sika him here, they Sika him there.....

Well, just a brief 'blog' to share with you all that I have ticked another of my 'must do's' before I leave New Zealand.

I would like to introduce you to Sam the Sika Stag (kind of roles nicely off the tongue?).

I tracked him down in Waiouru and managed to get to 149m in order to 'dispatch' him.

He will most certainly be feeding the family for a while, and his rather lovely coat will decorate a wall or floor in a few weeks time, after the tanner has finished with him (shame about the hole in it).

Venison anyone?!





After Sam the Sika became bereft of life, an ex-Sika you might say, he very handily turned into a back-pack for the long walk back to the truck.





For those of a weak constitution, unlucky. Go to a shop where meat is grown, and no animals are harmed!!



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Location:Holmes Rd,Waiouru Military Camp,New Zealand

Saturday, January 8, 2011

The post Christmas lull...

Well, its not long till Christmas now, only 350 shopping days left I am reliably informed; but hey who's counting?

The house is oddly quiet with my folks having returned to the U.K, and the Ashes test series being over.  So what better way to fill up the quiet time with sifting through the (literally) thousands of photos we took in our 'Grand Tour'.

I thought that I would just start with these two of Jocelyn, as they are my favourites.

In the rose gardens at Invercargill
So, I am back to work tomorrow, and off to play with the Singaporeans again for three weeks, and then the next set of grand-parents arrive.  My batteries should be re-charged by then, also I might have just about sobered up...?

There will also  have to be a lot of practice on the golf swing, so as not to be too much of a drag on the in-laws game!  I do however look forward to the excuse (not that I have ever really needed an excuse) of playing Taihape golf course, which has (according to Arnold Palmer) the best 12th hole going.

The final 8 months in New Zealand look to be filling up fast.  So if you are wanting a trip out here, then best to get here while you still can; I am now a most excellent tour guide!

J-Peg (the new nickname!)

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas Day!

Very simply, a very very Happy Christmas to you all!  The sun shone for us, and the BBQ was great.  To those in the northern hemisphere, I hope that the snow didn't trouble you to much!?


Wishing you all a good day, as I now toddle off to bed, and that Santa was as good to you as he was to us.  For those of you we tried to phone, but didn't speak to we will try again tomorrow, and for those that phoned us, but we didn't answer; sorry!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Merry Christmas Eve!

A very Happy Christmas Eve to everyone.

With the new technomological advances on this gizmo, I now believe that certain 'select' people get e-mailed the updates of this most excellent Blog (did you know that it has been nominated for a Pulitzer prize?).  For those 'select' amongst you, take it as an extra Christmas present; a stocking filler, if you like.

So what have we been up to?  Ah yes, the 'Grand Tour'.  We have now completed the North Island leg (see earlier posts), where we picked 3 extra passengers.  Kyle, Kieran and Kaitlin the Kingfish; unfortunately there was something odd about them (a bit fishy you might say) so we ate them.
The author & Kaitlin

For the non-fisherpeople amongst you, the Kingfish is a much prized fish, and one that is difficult to catch, hence the reason that I have a rather large grin slapped on my face, and one that got even larger after I hauled the third one aboard!

As you might imagine, they provide rather a lot of eating; it was eaten steaked, filleted, fried, sushied, curried and in many other ways with much given away!

Excellent, 1 more fishing conquest taken care of.


So, that was the Bay of Islands taken care of.  From there, it was a quick hop down to the Coromandel Peninsula, where we were booked into the exclusive bay-side retreat of Ruffins Bay, unfortunately the blurb supplied with the place didn't say that the exclusivity was actually directed at the mould, mosquitoes, cockroaches and any other horrendous thing you might imagine.  It truly was a shame, as the place it was set in was one of the most beautiful we have come across in New Zealand; why the owners kept such a shabby place (advertised as something quite different) in such a beautiful one I will never know.

Any how, they have found themselves moving swiftly up my hit list.  We only stayed the one night, and then moved out; payment witheld.



The most amazing butterfly farm, and a gold mine featured on our south bound trip to Rotorua.  Where we learnt that Cornish men were sent underground to mine the butterflies and turn them into pasties (I might not have been paying attention).  Jocelyn especially enjoyed chasing the butterflies around, but, when the tables were turned she was not so keen!

From there it was to the sulphourous joys of Rotorua where Jocelyn delighted in having a 'tub'.  The rest of us delighted in having wine in a 'tub'.  Most excellent.  Naturally mud features in Rotorua, and Jocelyn perfected the noise that mud now makes, yup, is goes "blooooop"; and when you watch the short clip below she is actually quite accurate!

Whilst sampling the delights of Roto-Vegas, we stayed in a delightful lakeside residence at Lake Tarawera, where the weather was so poor that the trout in the lake were safe from my attempts to lure them in for dinner.  No matter, as even in the rain the place was beautiful.


The final stop on part one of the 'Grand Tour' was in Napier, where again we stayed in a lovely Bach, that was quite literally a stones throw from the sea.  Nestled in the wine making region of the Hawkes Bay we had a most enjoyable time, so enjoyable I actually forget what we did there; but it tasted good.  The one thing i do remember was our trip to the Gannet colony at Cape Kidnappers, where a strong wind on the cliff tops blew away any cobwebs that might have formed from the previous evening; in fact it nearly blew you away entirely!

These quick snaps are ones that I am particularly proud of, suffice to say, there are many, many more.  So, Sir David Attenborough, I know you are a keen follower of my Blog; got a job for me?

So, there we go.  A few more wineries were taken in on our wind back to Palmy, and a most delightful lunch at Craggy Range (Richard & Christine; look forward to that one!) set all but the sober driver up for a good snooze home.

Christmas tomorrow, I hope you all have your shopping done!  Enjoy, and I guess we shall speak to as many of you as possible at some point soon  (Sir David, you can call me)!  Have a lovely day all.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Skytower ain't for wimps!

A day out in Aukland today, and what a good day. After the obligatory morning coffee fix we headed for the Skytower in central Aukland. Liz took one look and decided that it was not for her; which left me and the wee Scroggin who instantly was pulling my shirt tails telling me 'Daddy, I want to go to the top', fearless, my kinda girl! So of we went in the glass floor elevator, which Jocelyn felt the need to jump up and down on; made me feel a little nervous. We then got to the top, and watched some idiot throw themselves over the side (worry not, they had a rope attached to their legs). I don't think Jocelyn quite understood that one, nor indeed did I. We then proceeded to chase each other round the observation deck, with Jocelyn stopping to jump on all of the glass floor panels...weird girl.



She thoroughly enjoyed the trip, and then it was back down the bottom to pick up 'wimpy mummy' (I have no idea where she learnt that phrase) and off to the quay side for 1/2 dozen oysters and fish and chips; top lunch!

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Location:Selwyn Rd,Cockle Bay,New Zealand