The Yellow Boat of Taupo

So, here we are. Day 1 of the epic road trip. As usual we departed Palmy on Scott time, and after a 'quick' coffee and lunch stop with some indigenous folk at Mangaweka (Hot Coffee, Cool Plane - google it!) we made it to the leave centre mid afternoon. Clearly they knew someone important was arriving, as they got an ex Prime Minister to clean the gaff before we arrived. Rumour has it that he is in hiding in the colonies due to the crap job he did before hand; and that this is his way of making things up to the armed forces.






Any way, Jocelyn was most pleased to fond out that the leave centre came equipped with play park, so with some good swinging action (ooh err) and slides etc... she was happy. We then had a short walk to the lake where Jocelyn proved she was braver than her mum, by stripping off and going for a paddle. She then spied a yellow boat about 100m off shore and decided she wanted to pay a visit. How upset was she when I reminded her she couldn't swim? Very.






Auckland tomorrow, awesome. It has been a good start to the trip. More to follow!

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Location:Kiwi St,Taupo,New Zealand

Our Summer North Island Trip

Well, here it is...I am on leave and the car is packed (mostly with my fishing gear) and we set off tomorrow on the North Island adventure.

The weather is looking good, and the fishies are starting to bite.  I also think I have got someone to pick up at Auckland airport on Friday.....mmmmm.......yes, thats right, my folks arrive.  It had better not be on an incoming tide, or they might have to wait a while.

But anywho....our trip is as you see below, and it starts with a night in Taupo before we head to Auckland to meet the folks.  Then to the wilderness of the north, before returning south and eventually ending up, back in balmy Palmy for Christmas.

Watch this space for updates and the obligatory photos!


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Quality father/daughter time!

Who says crickets a boring game??



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A small rant.....

Dear World,

Why 'oh why are there people placed on your fine surface who, it would appear, are solely intent on buggering things up.  I refer namely to that global corporation of 'Toys R Us'.  Perhaps a name change is in order I suggest 'Shitheads R Us' or 'Fine & Helpful People R not Us'.  Either of these would be more than apt.

They let me know, and very kind of them it was, that their website was 'on the piss' (to coin a favourite Kiwi phrase of mine).  To my mind his leads to them being 1-0 up in the 'It's my fault' stakes.

I very politely let them know that these things happen, and subsequently re-order.  I ask them to deliver on the Saturday, at vast expense as I have now missed Rory's birthday.  They e-mail me saying '...thank you for my order, it will be delivered within 10 working days..."  (on the plus side, the have not charged me the vast expense).  I lose my sense of humour.  E-mail number 2 gets sent; I explain (again with no sarcasm or rude words) that their website has yet again 'gone on the piss', and please could they amend the order to be delivered on Saturday, and I took the opportunity to invite them to absorb the 'vast expense' as a small token of their "...sincere apologies..." that they previously extended.

I believe them to now be 2-0 up.

They e-mail me back.  Again I lose sense of humour.

"Dear Mr Scott..." they write, "...I apologise, but we have placed your request into the 'Too Hard Box', we couldn't possibly amend your order, because that would mean that I need to pick up the telephone and speak to Gary at the warehouse.  He would then have to cut short his tea break to find your parcel, and swap it from one postal queue to another, and like me Gary is a stellar Toys R Us employee, who takes the art of 'Can't be Arsed' to a whole new level..."


3-0 them.


I am now sitting here, quietly seething; wondering what my response shall be.....?


I am open to suggestions from the floor.


I urge all of you that read this to advise all of you friends and family to avoid Toys R Us like the plague.


Thank you world for listening, unlike those ****-knuckles at Toys R Us.


Yours sincerely,


Annoyed from Palmerston North.


P.S. If the editor of any newspaper reads this, please print.

From NZ to Aus and back again.

Another significant time of no update, yet as ever and awful lot has been going on.  Mainly, if not entirely (for me anyway) my epic trip to Australia.  Most would think that a over a month in the outback would be a truly amazing experience; however when you throw the military into the mix, the experience often changes....

I will most definitely remember the trip, and the quaint way in that everything in the country tries its very best to kill you with spider and snakes being at the top of the list, and then with a trip to the Manchips after the exercise, water in your ears has a pretty good go as well!

I would like to frist introduce you to one of the beasties that I might.  For those of you with a slightly nervous disposition, look away now:

Austracantha minax

This "'lil bewdy" whilst not too large scared the 'bejesus out of me, as you might well expect.  A particularly gnarly looking critter, with all the charm and elegance of a chemical toilet.  But with a name such as a the Australian Jewel Spider, or the Christmas Spider how could it be too bad.  Just to be on the safe side, it was dispatched with tremendous efficiency.

There were plenty of other eight legged beaties that crept up on me, including the Huntsman spider (sp. Sparassidae) which I only knew was there, because I heard the thing coming......again, for those of you with a strong constition, look here, for those of you that do not, look here instead.

And then there are the non-legged varieties....then best one being the one that I nearly stepped on in the wee dark hours of the morning.  He was a particularly nasty fellow, with forked tongue and all.  He was a King Brown (Pseudechis australis), which slithers into the top 10 most poisonous snakes in the world. In fact it is at number 2 (according to that dude who stepped on a Stingray).  So a good thing that I chose to ignore the light discipline rules and use my torch....I think we can stand another photo, so here it is in all its slithery glory:

Mr Brown Snake

But I must admit that not all of Australia was bad.  There were some glorious swimming holes that had to be taken advantage of, with the best of all being Star Creek.  After 26 days without a shower, the sheer wonderfulness of diving into a river is not to be underestimated!  And post exercise, Big Crystal Creek rock slides, and Little Crystal Creek swimming holes were also superb.

Little Crystal Creek

With such an oppressively hot & humid climate, little wonders like these creeks are most definitely the way ahead.  What made these ones in particular so good, was that they were free from crocodiles.  I was not fancied to come off as a victor in the battle with a croc.  

Still I managed to survive the exercise, survive the beasties, and enjoy some post exercise R&R where as mentioned I managed to catch up with the Microchips, who I served in Germany with and Jim now serves with the ADF.  I also had my 7th consecutive birthday with the Armed Forces, and now find myself on the wrong side of 30, but as ever the army has its own special way of giving you a happy birthday!

By popular demand!

Here is the wife's new barnet.  A small experimentation from myself in the photoshop department, but I assure you, the 'do' remains untouched!

Funky snip!

Please feel free to leave nice comments....something along the lines of "...she looks a million dollars..." would cheer me up; that would be far from the truth come to think of it.......grrrrrr!

Time passes....

Well, here we go with another month passed since my last ramblings.  And I must admit, what a month it has been.  We have had skiing, beer festival, sick children and more fishing (or casting as it is now known).

And in all these events, there has ben much hilarity (maybe with the exception of a sick child).  Firstly I would like to share with you a picture that proves that not only is Jesus alive, but that he likes beer.  So forget those sightings of Brad Pitt in Wellington; I have gone one better and saw his Ultimate Holiness.

No gnatty tricks such as turning water into ale were preformed.

This snap was taken at the awesome event, Beervana, in Wellington.  A load of boutique  brewers get together and offer their wares.  The unfortunate point is that thy issue you with a small glass to do the tasting with, and as we all know you seem to drink more when you have a small glass....that is my excuse, and I am sticking with it.  As you no doubt know from my previous ramblings, I am not a huge fan of the Kiwi beers.  There were some however that certainly were very good indeed, especially the Number 3 IPA from Townshend Brewers.  And then at the other end of the scale you had Mike's Organic brewery and Gisborne Gold; their offering tasted like burnt crap.  There was even an importer of some of the German pilsners, but unfortunately some of the taste had been lost in the 10,000 miles of transportation.
It was an epic night, and one that I shall remember for a long while; and not just for the candle-lit dinner for two in a chinese restaurant.

Surf casting at Tangimoana

As I said earlier, there have been some more fishing adventures, or more appropriately, casting adventures. So named for the complete and utter lack of catching.  I have been giving surf casting a go; mainly because I do not own a boat, and also for the impending trip over summer there will be some awesome places to go.   I am the proud owner of a 12' rod, and much fine, fine tackle....the only drama, is that I have not a clue what to do with it.  I guess that it just gets flung into the ocean and hope for the best; these damn fish just don't seem to have the courtesy of impaling themselves on my hooks.  Still, we shall see what the future holds.  Rumour has it that as the weather improves so will my luck; I am not so sure.  There are some more trips planned for the not so distant future, and with a bit of luck we'll manage to get out onto a boat.  The family is going a bit hungry at the moment without me providing food for the table.  I am possibly coming around to the thought that it might be easier just to go to the fishmongers....?

A day on the board

Next on the agenda has been the skiing/snowboarding up at Turoa.  There have been some great days up there, and I am now in credit on the season pass, which is always good!  Liz got her skis for her 30th, and not be feel left out, I bought a pair as well.  This is where I have to admit that there is something, aside from ironing, that my wife is better than me at.  Not for long though.  Jocelyn has much fun in the daycare centre at the top of the mountain, where she gets to wear her 'ski-gumboots' and mum & dad do their thing; it is great!  So weather permitting, we will be up there next weekend.

We need to make the most of it as I am due off to Australia at the end of September for a month.  Then not long till the epic tour of New Zealand begins, again!